Tuesday, January 13, 2009

I'm Famous... In My Own Mind...

Jason is interviewing his readers and being that I am his personal stalker, (I am so, check question #5!) how could I possibly not volunteer?!

Without further ado, my first interview by The Jason Show.

Questions:

1. Should the opportunity arise to have a one-off affair with a person whom you have been lusting after your entire life, and it was this person's last night before they moved to a faraway land and you would never ever see or hear from them again, would you cheat on your partner if you knew that no one would ever find out?

No. First, my partner might not know, but I would, and I have a horribly over active guilty conscience. Second, I think it would ruin the fantasy for me. Unless the someone was Matthew McConaughey, then I reserve the right to change my mind.


2. Do you poop daily? At the same time each day? If so, what time?

When it happens, it happens.


3. Which reality TV star repulses you the most, and why?

Oh there are so many people to choose from. I think I'll go with the women on Flavor of Love who actually let that vile creature, Flava Flav, touch them.

EWWWW! I can not imagine being that desperate to be on tv, or stupid enough to think that would make me famous.

4. Hoover or Bissell or some other model vacuum cleaner, or are your floors tile/wood?

Well, I used to rely on him for most of my heavy cleanup needs.


But now I have to use my Eureka Optima vacuum and Bissel steam mop for the tile.


















5. Why do you stalk Jason and his family?

Well it started with Jason cause he's just so dang hot!
Oh, and his blog is hilarious. Looks and humor, the perfect combination. So then I had to see if his whole family was as good looking and entertaining. I'll be damned they are. And the rest as they say is history.


Want to be part of the interview fun? I will interview you, just follow these instructions:

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."

2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.

3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.

4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.

5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will get to ask them five questions.
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11 comments:

  1. Jenn @ Juggling LifeJanuary 13, 2009 at 1:43 PM

    That's quite a juxtaposition between Matthew and Flava Flav.

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  2. Busy Bee SuzJanuary 13, 2009 at 1:48 PM

    I love it....Matthew=HOT!!!
    Flavaflav=NOT. I have a huge list of reality people that should be moved to another planet.
    Great interview.
    You like that vacuum? I think I need a new one. or a housekeeper.

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  3. Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_FullJanuary 13, 2009 at 3:32 PM

    Matthew.........oh, I forgot where I was.

    You can interview me. JennyBean I think is also going to interview me so I think it would be fun to incorporate the two!

    I read Jason's blog post about his journey to where he is now. It was really interesting and intriguing. I wouldn't have ever found it if I hadn't found him through your blog.

    I hate vacuums. Though, I *heart* my bissell flip-it. It vacuums and mops all at the same time. sweeeeeeeet!

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  4. Jason, as himselfJanuary 13, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    I love your creative take on answering!

    Thank you for humoring me. This was fun.

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  5. Lacking ProductivityJanuary 13, 2009 at 6:02 PM

    Trashy VH1 reality shows...they are like my train wreck guilty pleasure: disgusting quasi-human creatures that do nothing more than drink, fight, and try to figure out how to strategically place the tiny strands of clothing they wear over the "must cover" areas of their very sweaty, plasticified bodies. But I still have to see it.

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  6. Mrs. G.January 13, 2009 at 8:06 PM

    I'm afraid I don't know Flava Flav...yikes!

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  7. Pumpkin Delight (Kimberly)January 13, 2009 at 8:31 PM

    Look at that butt! Good choice.

    Good job with the interview.

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  8. SCREAMING FOR CHOCOLATEJanuary 15, 2009 at 3:17 PM

    Totally agree on the Flavor of Love. It is on the same level as The Jerry Springer Show...pure trash television.

    Interview me....

    Coco

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  9. jloJanuary 19, 2009 at 11:52 AM

    Well done. I hate shows like Flava Flavs too. Why do women subject themselves to that? Guess that's a whole 'nother post!! ;)

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  10. UnknownJanuary 20, 2009 at 9:24 PM

    That picture of Matthew sort of freaks me out. His butt is too bubbly. :)

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  11. g-manJanuary 21, 2009 at 10:57 AM

    What? Really? You would not want to be degraded and humiliated on national TV? I though that was every woman's dream.

    That show is vile.

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