Thought for Today


Rules For Puppies

  • The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
  • I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
  • I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
  • I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.
  • I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.
  • I will not roll on dead birds, fish, rodents, etc.
  • "Kitty box crunchies" are not food.
  • And should I forget, I will not lick my human's face after eating "Kitty box crunchies".
  • The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
  • I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose against her bottom end.
  • I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.
  • I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.
  • When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.
  • We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.
  • I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.
  • The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom & Dad's laps.
  • My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
  • I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.


Oh no he did not! to your last one. That deserves its own post.

May 30, 2009 at 6:16 PM  

Jenn, I copied this from the same place I got the dog list last week. Luckily that never happened to me! LOL!

May 30, 2009 at 7:58 PM  

Ha! Good luck enforcing these rules!

May 31, 2009 at 12:38 PM  

That's too good. The most important rule for all dogs (puppies included): dogs are OUTSIDE animals.

June 1, 2009 at 1:36 PM  

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