For the Love of Pete...

Okay, I've been gone for a week, so I thinks to myself, "Self, I should check my stat counter for shits and giggles."And I see that Snake and the other Gypsies in the Palace, kept an eye on things for me while I was gone. Thank you kindly.

Know what else I found? No less than 20 (so far, just TODAY) different people searching for this quote, "Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says..." and finding my Movie Quote Meme. And these people are from all over world! Was there some cyber treasure hunt for obscure quotes I was not aware of today? Wait, is it Judd Nelson's birthday? What? I give up. Can someone please tell me the sudden interest in this half joke? Anyone? Anyone? Beuller?

Guess what else I discovered? I totally lived without those damn stats that were previously driving me bonkers for a whole week ya'll. I think I finally got that monkey off my back. Ooh look a google bot on my page... Addiction, what? Statistic rehab, who?