Sex or Santa?

Which comes first?

Actual conversation:

Me: While Bre and I were driving to get the camera today I thought it would be a great time for a little birds and bees talk.
Brian: Good idea, she's captive and can't run away from you.
Me: So do you think it's time to tell Breanna about sex?
Brian: Do you think we should tell her there's no Santa first?

OMG! I am then hysterical telling Brian of how that conversation will go down.


me: Breanna this is how babies are made...
pause, as it registers... being we have 2 children her parents must have done such a thing at least twice...
Breanna: EWWW!
me: Oh and while we are having such a grown up talk I thought I'd tell you there is no Santa, Easter Bunny or Tooth Fairy.
Breanna's head explodes.
The End.


ME: Sex or Santa, that's...
IN UNISON: A great idea for a blog!

9 comments:

Honestly I am wrestling with this now....I'm opting for Sex...and leaving Santa in place...

May 14, 2008 at 6:57 AM  

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May 14, 2008 at 6:57 AM  

some of us are quite happy we don't have kids to explain anything to!

May 14, 2008 at 8:29 AM  

I'll let them keep on believing in Santa forever, but we have done the sex talk thing here.
Must admit it did make for a great blog topic.

May 14, 2008 at 8:48 AM  

Sprog's friends took care of Santa, so I felt I should prevent them from trying to take care of sex. They are IDIOTS with the sex bit.

May 14, 2008 at 11:31 AM  

HAHAHA! I can see the same version of your "virtual" talk happening in my house ;-)

I love how the first thing we think of is whether or not we have just thought of some blog fodder ;-)

May 14, 2008 at 12:04 PM  

There's no Santa? WAHHHHHHHH

May 14, 2008 at 4:48 PM  

Just don't tell her about what Mr. and Mrs. Claus do in the off-season!

May 15, 2008 at 2:00 AM  

I say sex. I started talking to my girls about sex when they were three. Yes, three. Because I didn't want it to seem shocking and I certainly didn't want them to hear it from somebody other than me or their mother first.

May 17, 2008 at 4:04 PM  

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