Which comes first?
Actual conversation:
Me: While Bre and I were driving to get the camera today I thought it would be a great time for a little birds and bees talk.
Brian: Good idea, she's captive and can't run away from you.
Me: So do you think it's time to tell Breanna about sex?
Brian: Do you think we should tell her there's no Santa first?
OMG! I am then hysterical telling Brian of how that conversation will go down.
me: Breanna this is how babies are made...
pause, as it registers... being we have 2 children her parents must have done such a thing at least twice...
Breanna: EWWW!
me: Oh and while we are having such a grown up talk I thought I'd tell you there is no Santa, Easter Bunny or Tooth Fairy.
Breanna's head explodes.
The End.
ME: Sex or Santa, that's...
IN UNISON: A great idea for a blog!
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Honestly I am wrestling with this now....I'm opting for Sex...and leaving Santa in place...
Sharpie said...
May 14, 2008 at 6:57 AM
Sharpie said...
May 14, 2008 at 6:57 AM
some of us are quite happy we don't have kids to explain anything to!
gary rith said...
May 14, 2008 at 8:29 AM
I'll let them keep on believing in Santa forever, but we have done the sex talk thing here.
Must admit it did make for a great blog topic.
Unknown said...
May 14, 2008 at 8:48 AM
Sprog's friends took care of Santa, so I felt I should prevent them from trying to take care of sex. They are IDIOTS with the sex bit.
Anonymous said...
May 14, 2008 at 11:31 AM
HAHAHA! I can see the same version of your "virtual" talk happening in my house ;-)
I love how the first thing we think of is whether or not we have just thought of some blog fodder ;-)
Anonymous said...
May 14, 2008 at 12:04 PM
There's no Santa? WAHHHHHHHH
Scott-N-Heather said...
May 14, 2008 at 4:48 PM
Just don't tell her about what Mr. and Mrs. Claus do in the off-season!
Jenn @ Juggling Life said...
May 15, 2008 at 2:00 AM
I say sex. I started talking to my girls about sex when they were three. Yes, three. Because I didn't want it to seem shocking and I certainly didn't want them to hear it from somebody other than me or their mother first.
Jason, as himself said...
May 17, 2008 at 4:04 PM