I am married with children. My husband and I are doing our best to raise open minded, caring, happy kids. But we are realistic, so we are keeping records of our shortcomings for the therapists they'll surely need in the future.
Oh hell - a plain girl who can give an incredible blow job (can I say that on your blog?) is a hot commodity.... And a hot girl who refuses to give a blow job at all? not so much.
Trust me, I know (and I'm not saying which one I was!)
Are you trying to justify your past behaviors??? :)
Drama said...
June 7, 2008 at 1:53 PM
"still waters run deep" is what someone wrote in my highschool year book.
"those who talk about it the most get it the least"..another of my faves LOL
Scott-N-Heather said...
June 7, 2008 at 3:02 PM
Hmmmm. I've seen it work the other way quite a few times!
Jenn @ Juggling Life said...
June 7, 2008 at 5:26 PM
I love this...too funny.
Suzanne said...
June 7, 2008 at 9:18 PM
Oh hell - a plain girl who can give an incredible blow job (can I say that on your blog?) is a hot commodity....
And a hot girl who refuses to give a blow job at all? not so much.
Trust me, I know (and I'm not saying which one I was!)
Anonymous said...
June 7, 2008 at 10:12 PM
Whoa, that seems particularly harsh for Ms. Angelou. She was in a scrappy mood when she said that one!
No, I'm not in denial.
stephanie said...
June 8, 2008 at 3:02 AM
I've known a few plain girls that were big ol' sluts.
Tootsie Farklepants said...
June 9, 2008 at 12:42 AM